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Friday, 19 July 2013

TOP 3: Worst Things

Hi people! This weeks post will be about the worst things in the entire world (it will be Ce&Di essentials, nothing official -.-)
So here it goes:

#3 Twilight Yes, we hate Twilight that much. It's just an opinion (it's a fact but we don't want to be sued or hated xD ) so you don't have to take it seriously (you must take it seriously but we don't want to be sued or hated xD )

#2 Being Wide Awake When You Should Be Sleeping/ Sleeping When You Should Be Wide Awake Sleeping in the lessons is terrible because some of our teachers have very interesting ways to wake up (like throwing chalks or biting- yes, they do that) Also, not sleeping in the bed and just staring at the ceiling is worse. I know desks are way more comfortable than beds so *million dollar idea alert* DESK BEDS!!!  Yes, it's our idea so if you use it, you will be sued (or not -.= --> this is someone who got one of his/her/it eyebrow burnt )

#1 Kick In The Nuts We don't have nuts but according to some experiments (Yes, we read these kinds of experiments =.=) it is equal pain to giving birth to 320 children at the same time. Well, we never gave birth either but it seems a lot. It is also equal pain to breaking all of your bones at the same time. Well, we never broke a bone either( Yes, we are boring pieces of cakes who haven't done anything fun) but it seems a lot. 



The message: Do not read Twilight. Wait for us to make an investment in Desk Beds and finnaly. The best of all: If a boy whom still has their nuts does something wrong, kick them in the nuts! (Yes, we are villain when it's about torture)

Catch up with you guys next week.
                                                                                                                                CE&DI
Jk. 
Or not.
Jk.
CE&DI
        (Di is not the only one who can kid but Ce takes things more seriosly so she does not kid. Or she does. You'll never know!)
                                                                                      


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